all while delivering next-generation privacy
Their definition of next generation privacy: don’t worry about it, we will take good care of all of your precious and lucrative data
To be fair, next-generation doesn’t have to mean better privacy. It’s just what’s next lol. /sad
My thoughts are, I wonder if I can be less surprised by this. I dont think so.
Might as well read “NEWS FLASH Microsoft crams co-pilot into privacy focused digital ID wearable dog collar”
Can you explain why any of this is slop? It looks like just a bunch of compatibility stuff.
Entire first paragraph is adding LLM compatible features and renaming it to a “intelligence system” instead of a operating system
It sounds more like they are adding some janky UI shit and adding the term AI in there because that’s what HOT right now.
Slop operator adding slop to its sloperations, sloppily.
“For your convenience™” ofc, def not for their monopolistic profit & ‘do evil’ attitude.
Like windows.
💯
It has been this for many years
