“Nows a great tine to buy Destiny 2!”

    • qualia@lemmy.worldEnglish
      9·
      4 days ago

      I didn’t get this so on a hunch I searched whether Bungie owns Duke Nukem. (I guess they own Destiny tho)

  • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today
    16·
    3 days ago

    You might think we’re in Idiocracy right now, but those guys were just idiots. These guys are malicious idiots. It’s worse for us.

  • neatchee@piefed.socialEnglish
    34·
    4 days ago

    is this from today? because Bungie just laid off 50% of their employees. Would be really crazy timing

    • brucethemoose@lemmy.world
      24·
      4 days ago

      Probably intentional. It’s just attention chum (and it’s working, hence it’s even posted on Lemmy).

      Dare I say; maybe an intern (or whoever works the WH Twitter) saw Bungie trending and decided to make a tangential post to get in on the hashtag.

        • VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone
          3·
          3 days ago

          I always worry that I just imagined that the president of the united states of america was gushing over Arnold Palmer’s magnum dong

          Anyone else and this would have been the defining quote of their presidency

  • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk
    9·
    3 days ago

    This is obviously Trump’s real body - so when we normally see photos or videos of him, why does he wear those weirdly shaped suits that make him look like a fat, wobbly bag of sausages?

    I say that President Trump should make the ¼ sleeved suit his official dress going forward.

    Show us those heroic arm muscles, Donald.

  • petersr@lemmy.world
    5·
    3 days ago

    Whenever I see these cash grabs from Trump, I always think “Is money made from this going to Trumps companies or at least to the government?”

  • yeehaw@lemmy.ca
    8·
    4 days ago

    Man how does he make these?

    “Chatgpt: make an image of trump in destiny 2 as a character looking sick as fuck with pit vipers”?

  • switcheroo@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    4 days ago

    Gross. He is a fat old gross pedophile with a huge gut, vagina neck, asshole mouth, and tiny hands. Don’t fucking lie about it, it makes you seem like your lusting after a geriatric PoS…

  • Heikki2@lemmy.world
    7·
    4 days ago

    1. All the “gear” repeats its self weapons were on the left and armor on the right.

    2. All the gear is exotic, and, if memory serves me right, you can have 1 exotic weapon equipped and one exotic piece of armor equip for balancing.

    • Mirshe@lemmy.world
      5·
      4 days ago

      His triumph score is only 9999. I’ve been a casual but consistent player, never bothered with running raids or dungeons until the past two or three years, and I have more than that. I think the highest I’ve seen is 150,000 or so.

      In other words, filthy casual.

      • Stern@lemmy.world
        4·
        4 days ago

        He’s also rank 1 in season 2, which means he hasn’t played the new season at all as one levels up the pass.

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
      1·
      3 days ago

      Also sparrow and ship are on the next page not this one, they have Gjallarhorn equipped in the Artifact slot instead of the heavy weapon slot, he’s wearing two different pairs of shoes, and he’s a Warlock by the class item but can’t fly evidently

      oh and I just noticed he has no subclasses, so he’s not even a Guardian, he’s just some normal human dude

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
      9·
      3 days ago

      Don’t soil President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camachos name like that

      The guy hired the smartest guy he knew and (after some misunderstandings) listened to him to solve the problems