existentialmemes

Alright, I’m going to launch explosives around your house. For several hours. Yes it is dangerous and terrible for wildlife and the environment. And yes your pets will get sick from eating the debris and you will feel terrorized inside your own home.

No you can’t opt out of it. Everyone is doing it and frankly it’s weird that you don’t want to.

No you can’t be the one launching the explosives you need a license for that. You can however launch these marginally smaller ones though. Yeah just whenever you want. 2am sounds great.

So anyway, fireworks were a mistake and it’s never too early to start reminding you of that.

  • HairyHarry@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    5 hours ago

    but I’d think to wrap a scarf or blanket around the head of your pet to dampen the noise and keep them close to you or in your bed to reduce the harm.

    That’s not doing the job. But I admit you are indeed able to reduce the noise with ANC headphones attached to the dog. (Did this and seemed to do the job.)

    But that’s not the point. I shouldn’t be forced to do that in the first place.

    but most public firework shows are opt-in

    This could be a solution (banning private fireworks at the same time), but ignoring the fact fireworks not only harm pets but animals in the wild too.

    you can start your own HOA

    Snarky.

    • Rentlar@lemmy.caEnglish
      1·
      5 hours ago

      I can wish for a better situation too, while still saying why we are in an unideal situation currently.