• Axolotl@feddit.it
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    12 小时前

    you being born

    WAIT SO MY MOM HAD AN AFFAIR WITH GOD?!

    being alive

    No need to slap it again in my face TwT

    having food

    He never paid a dime duh

    having a machine to comment this

    I am sure that i have this phone because some chinese kid manufactured this, unless…THE KID IS GOD??
    This is a lot to process…

    • root@lemmy.wtf
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      11 小时前
      1. no, God ensured the circumstances for your birth

      2. He provided the food, without him, there would be no wheat for the bread you enjoy