Civility [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-24 days ago'Biohacker' Billionaire Bryan Johnson reveals he has incurable Autoimmune Gastritis - 'May have hit speedbump on road to immortality'hexbear.netimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1122file-text
arrow-up1122image'Biohacker' Billionaire Bryan Johnson reveals he has incurable Autoimmune Gastritis - 'May have hit speedbump on road to immortality'hexbear.netCivility [none/use name]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square57fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLaughingLion [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·4 days agoHe reminds me of those daoist dudes in ancient China who were like, “I’m immortal” and then they die and their adherents are like, “Bro didn’t lie he just transcended his physical form.”
minus-squareNacarbac [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·4 days agoHealth secrets they don’t want billionaires to know: drink more mercury. All-natural cinnabar provides 10000000000% of the mercury you need to ascend to the Lunar Palace on the back of a moonbeam.
He reminds me of those daoist dudes in ancient China who were like, “I’m immortal” and then they die and their adherents are like, “Bro didn’t lie he just transcended his physical form.”
Health secrets they don’t want billionaires to know: drink more mercury.
All-natural cinnabar provides 10000000000% of the mercury you need to ascend to the Lunar Palace on the back of a moonbeam.