cross-posted from: https://feddit.online/c/euro@feddit.online/p/1817064/germany-tightens-sick-leave-rules-medical-doctor-note-required-from-day-one-telephone-s
Germany’s Chancellor Merz:
We can no longer accept the extraordinarily high levels of sick leave in our companies.
We are abolishing sick leave by telephone and introducing the requirement to submit a medical certificate from the very first day of illness.
We know this is a tough decision. But we can no longer afford this competitive disadvantage caused by prolonged absences from work.


Or jokingly twist it into “Mehrzweckeier”, which is pronounced almost the same and translates to multiple-purpose eggs. The literal meaning is irrelevant - it’s a reaction to someone getting persecuted by the state for using the original insult (Merz lick eggs/balls).