I disagree wholeheartedly with this statement by Ontario police

I am so sick and tired of people having explosives who aren’t me

Hey bud I was really wurried about this guy I dug up in my yard

Can we not gatekeep the grenadier scene, Ontario Police? I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your disposition of unexploded munitions is valid

Really? I’m just trying to farm veggies for my local hyperthyroidism sufferers in this field that conveniently has a lot of perchlorate in the soil. So, what am I supposed to do with all the UXO I keep digging up?