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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 days ago

Where can I buy fascist takeover insurance?

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Where can I buy fascist takeover insurance?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 days ago
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    Befriend someone with a lathe and see if they’ll make you one of these bad boys

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    Is this a fever dream?
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    Does that easy come easy go
    Mortal mice to and fro…

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    I don’t know, but I’ve been told/ it’s hard to run with the weight of gold/on the other hand I’ve heard it said/ it’s just as hard with the weight of lead…

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    I don’t think you can insure a house that’s already on fire…

    • FreshParsnip@lemmy.caOP
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      I’m in the house next door

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    Support your local Antifa.

  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    Well, let’s break this down.

    With insurance you pay a little bit frequently and get a lot back when X happens.

    So, if you want fascism insurance, start donating to your local fascist, and when they come to power, you have to hope that your fascism claim isn’t denied for being a pre existing condition.

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    Buy a gun if you can, train with it regularly, and organize with your local communist party.

  • tracelr402@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    https://atlanticfirearms.com/ohio-ordnance-works-1918a3-slr

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