I’m going to keep this short:
As we all know, the new rule is being implemented.
It’s going into effect during midnight and You. All. Know. What. This. Means.
Take care and make sure to respect the new rule and follow it thoroughly. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you twice.
Remember, this is serious, folks!

She once got mad at me cuz she texted me asking me to move some stuff out of the shared bathroom (we were living together at the time), so I went and started doing it and she was like “I didn’t mean now!”
Then why’d you text me? Shes such a procrastinator she expects others to procrastinate as well, I was to feign being a procrastinator to not piss her off.
I’d teach her how to use the time-deferred text feature of the SMS app or whatever messaging apps she’s using.
That’s too much mental load for her. I need to figure it out.