I’m going to keep this short:
As we all know, the new rule is being implemented.
It’s going into effect during midnight and You. All. Know. What. This. Means.
Take care and make sure to respect the new rule and follow it thoroughly. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you twice.
Remember, this is serious, folks!

My wife does this thing where she sees me doing something and silently comes over and starts helping me by telling me to “stop” what I’m doing and then just doing the thing completely differently than the way I was doing it. It’s so frustrating. Stopping and standing aside while she just does it differently (but no better or worse) is so frustrating when there’s no explanation. Why the fuck was I wasting my time doing the thing myself if she was just going to do it anyways?
That why I’m almost glad my wife Deborah left me and took the kids, and my house, and my dog, and my chest freezer full of meat. Now me and my bro Doug just chill and drink all day!
hell yeah brother