There’s only two classes: Marxist-Leninist or Class Traitor 
Im a radical centrist: The type of coffee I want depends on the day. Sometimes french press, sometimes instant, sometimes pour over, sometimes drip, sometimes Irish, sometimes cold.
I drink water like an anprim
I’ve got basically of these at home besides the coffee pod thing.
On the road though?

See! This is what I’m saying! Marxist-Leninist IS drip coffee, the most proletarian coffee!
Left unity enjoyer.
tea is the true drink of the proletariat but y’all aren’t ready for that discussion

i drink three cups a day, i must be more powerful than president xi.

This is fantastic
Coffee tastes bad, even the breakfast milkshake frappucinos that people scorn for not being real coffee still have that coffee flavor in there.
I think you dislike the flavor profile called ‘bitter’
I feel like Anarchist is an AeroPress. Functional for an individual, but breaks down at scale. Also really fun and makes good coffee and can be used when you’re out camping.
Anarchist are creating a strange apparatus using whatever parts they can find in the kitchen and the cheapest shit coffee imaginable. Source: I’ve seen someone do this before we drank coffee in our house.
I’m pretty sure that it’d be instant coffee bought on sale tossed into a boiling pot of water that hasn’t been cleaned in a few days.
fair
Caffiene doesn’t do a fucking thing because I have unmedicated ADHD and coffee tastes like shit, where do this land me.

Acid Marxism

4Loko
Caffiene doesn’t do a fucking thing
Same but I love the flavour of good drip coffee
I take caffeine pills.
I think that means I’m an accelerationist.
I grind the coffee beans then soak them overnight in an old sauerkraut jar to make cold brew. What tendency is that?
Whatever the Soviet dude copypasta tagline is
As a non coffee drinker I have nothing to say.
You’re anprim
I’m an ML that sometimes dabbles in hoxhaism
In a related note does anyone have this chart but for cigarette holding style?
Yeah, but I’d have to go through memes from a leftbook group from 2016 to find it.














