cm0002@toast.ooo to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 23 days agoThe weirdest thing about American culturelemmy.mlimagemessage-square182fedilinkarrow-up11.23Kcross-posted to: funny@lemmy.ml
arrow-up11.23KimageThe weirdest thing about American culturelemmy.mlcm0002@toast.ooo to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 23 days agomessage-square182fedilinkcross-posted to: funny@lemmy.ml
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-222 days agoI got into a bar fight with a pop tart once. Super aggressive guy. He knocked a couple of my teeth out and gave me a nose bleed. By the end he had me pinned down, but I managed to break free and throw him into the nearest toaster. Savored that meal. EDIT: I might have dreamt this.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-222 days agoNo I was the toaster. That really hurt. You could have hurt somebody.
I got into a bar fight with a pop tart once. Super aggressive guy. He knocked a couple of my teeth out and gave me a nose bleed. By the end he had me pinned down, but I managed to break free and throw him into the nearest toaster. Savored that meal.
EDIT: I might have dreamt this.
My favorite comment today lol
No I was the toaster. That really hurt. You could have hurt somebody.