birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 4 days agoCan someone do the math on this rule?piefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up1508file-textcross-posted to: femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneonehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
arrow-up1508imageCan someone do the math on this rule?piefed.cdn.blahaj.zonebirdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square54fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneonehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·4 days agoWhat if the train moved at max speed at all times and people just jumped on and off.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·4 days agoA lot of fatalities 🤷🏻
minus-squareDeLancre@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoNo-no, let him cook, he onto something. Imagine how efficient it will be!
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoSo like a swarm of sperm swimming to an egg, only the strongest can survive the train exit and obtain their horny reward.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoWhen I woke up this morning, I didn’t think I was going to read about train ejaculation theory but here we are! 😄
minus-squareatopi@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoWith enough laws, i have trust it can become as safe as airplanes
minus-squarechiliedogg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoA series of trains parallel to each other at progressively higher speeds from one end of the line to the other, with door openings facing each other. You walk between trains to speed up and slow down. Walk on - walk off.
minus-squareBlaestEgnen@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoSo you’d like for wagons to be destined for singular cities and other wagons clipping on by themselves? That’d require a few extra locomotives, a mechanic to clip onto another set while moving and impeccable timing
minus-squareMax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slip_coach
minus-squareMintyFresh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoThe tuck and roll. It worked for train hopping hobos of old. I’m sure it’ll be fine.
minus-squareflandish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoin before Louis Wu and slidewalk math enters…
What if the train moved at max speed at all times and people just jumped on and off.
A lot of fatalities 🤷🏻
No-no, let him cook, he onto something.
Imagine how efficient it will be!
So like a swarm of sperm swimming to an egg, only the strongest can survive the train exit and obtain their horny reward.
When I woke up this morning, I didn’t think I was going to read about train ejaculation theory but here we are! 😄
Always happy to help
With enough laws, i have trust it can become as safe as airplanes
A series of trains parallel to each other at progressively higher speeds from one end of the line to the other, with door openings facing each other. You walk between trains to speed up and slow down. Walk on - walk off.
So you’d like for wagons to be destined for singular cities and other wagons clipping on by themselves?
That’d require a few extra locomotives, a mechanic to clip onto another set while moving and impeccable timing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slip_coach
The tuck and roll. It worked for train hopping hobos of old. I’m sure it’ll be fine.
in before Louis Wu and slidewalk math enters…