https://archive.is/xDJgd (senate . gov)
Update From Senator Mitch McConnell
August 6, 2026
WASHINGTON, D.C. – U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) issued the following statement today:
“Earlier today, I was discharged from the rehabilitation center to continue my recovery at home. Elaine and I are grateful for the many well wishes and support from friends, colleagues, and Kentuckians, and for the attentive care I’ve received from excellent doctors, nurses, therapists, and hospital staff.
“On the advice of my doctors, I’ll maintain an intensive regimen of physical therapy from home during the state work period, and I’ll continue to engage with my staff and colleagues on important Senate business.”
Has a single human being that doesn’t benefit from pretending that Mitch is alive laid eyes on him? If he’s alive and well enough to go home, why can’t he waive at cameras from a wheelchair and give proof of life?
This is peak Age of Disinformation.
Like how does TMZ not have anything if he’s still alive?
I don’t see any new video, audio, or images. His website has this new statement that says he’s going to be working from home. Supposedly these are his words but we have no evidence that he is alive or cognizant.
i suppose you don’t need to be alive in the traditional sense to do the bullshit they’re up to, so from a certain point of view he’s still working.
Nobody actually believes he’s alive, and they’re not even trying to make a convincing lie. It seems like they’re saying “Yeah, we know you know he’s dead. What are you going to do about it?”
“What are you gonna do about it?” is basically the theme of most politics happening lately. Not even trying to make up a story or hide anything, it doesn’t matter anyway, there are no consequences
man why even bother with rehab at that age just let the man enjoy his heroin
Lol it’s like letting your dog eat pizza and fried chicken when it’s on its death bed just so they can have some nice moments before the end. Maybe the dog wants to keep playing fetch but its joints aren’t capable anymore, don’t let it play fetch! Stick to pizza!
All joking aside, if I somehow become ungodly wealthy and then relapse sometime in my 80s just let me have the good shit ok?
really gotta love how journalists take these people at their word without any evidence or follow-up questions or investigation of any kind
Ackchually the title states “his staff released a statement” that says this so they did the bare minimum of journalism which should be enough for you plebs!
They can shove what crumb of journalistic integrity they have left right up their bony old behinds!
When he finally goes “in front of” tv cameras - he’s going to be many hundreds of feet away in dark sunglasses and when he waves stiffly and oddly - it’ll be clear that his aides are Weekend at Berne’s-ing him.
McConnell enjoying a bit of fresh air, allegedly
I… don’t??? want to believe?
Boonta Vista joked about bigfoot having a dumptruck back there and now I can’t unsee it
More like released to home hospice care.
Release me to icespice care please
“Rehab” is a euphemism for “this mortal coil,” right?
Holy shit just fucking die already you miserable fuck
just gotta run out the clock before they can make it offical
Next week they’ll announce he died at home, because reporters will ask fewer questions than if they say he died in the hospital or whatever
He’s going to die from a fall at home within a couple weeks.
nah, comfortably in his sleep
The deep state clone has decanted enough I see.
Turns out you can’t rehabilitate a corpse
Cryonics demands legal death (working brain kaput, cells still alive) in US, Russia. But if they go to another country, experimental cryonics process can be made while he is still on tube, avoiding what would be legal death.
As cryonics preserve corpse and cells for thousands years, they can “legally” keep kicking the can
they just don’t have the Juche sauce
Weekend at Mitch’s.
