Staying at my moms for a few days and I left some sweaty socks on the bathroom floor after going to the YMCA, got out of the shower and one was missing. Found the little shit rolling around and rubbing his face in it. I told my sister and she was like “yeah back when I lived with mom he’d steal my underwear.”
Fucking pervert cat!


This reminds me of a dog I had growing up. He would knock my step dad’s vlad bottles off the counter, chew through the plastic, and lap the vodka off the floor.