• scrodumb@lemmy.ca
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    7 hours ago

    Urine isn’t conductive enough.

    Carbon nanoparticles are.

    You can make crude carbon nanoparticles from two carbon rods, submerged in water, one connected to positive one connected to negative. Low voltage. Let itrun for a day or two.

    Then boil it down to reduce it by 75% and rehydrate with piss.

    Bam.

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      6 hours ago

      Synthetic skunk spray is also viable if you don’t want to bless them with your golden juice. Probably less conductive though so make sure to ramp up the particles.