Synthetic skunk spray is also viable if you don’t want to bless them with your golden juice. Probably less conductive though so make sure to ramp up the particles.

Electric is the hand that kkkranks the hog

You’ll have them saying “Thank you Mr. President” in seconds.

Urine isn’t conductive enough.

Carbon nanoparticles are.

You can make crude carbon nanoparticles from two carbon rods, submerged in water, one connected to positive one connected to negative. Low voltage. Let itrun for a day or two.

Then boil it down to reduce it by 75% and rehydrate with piss.

Bam.

Most Americans can’t even count to 40 let alone 40,000,000,000,001

Oh no. A bunch of septuagenarians whose only valuable skill is complaining to waitstaff might riot?!?

Let them. I’ll rent a couple vans that weekend and take care of it.

I was. I was raised to hate USA people. For two decades I thought my mom was misguided. She was right. They are ALL spineless degenerates unworthy of the air they breathe.

The faster we cure their disease the better.

Radiation therapy.

Every time I bang an X Corp lawyer’s wife she gives me a cookie.

Why do you think Ozempic prices are through the roof?!?

X Corp has absolutely zero authority to force anything. Only courts can and as we’ve seen in USA they’re pretty meaningless too.

The longer you obey the more power you give them. Power they haven’t earned.

Ignore X Corp lawyers. They’re all overpaid losers who could never cut it. Most of them can’t read above a sixth grade level. Sue me if I’m wrong.

Why would any non-zionist sensible self respecting Canadian WANT to rent from this scum?!?

Jews included.

Just saw the line abt gov funding. Eliminate that asap and bill them retroactively for every penny we donated. Plus predatory loan level interest. They are a scam. I hope their children starve.

That was Lake Michigan aka Lovechild Lake

DIGITAL SERVICES from usa MUST be taxed at 500%

Bring it on.

They’ll write Geneva Convention 2.0 brand toilet paper for us to ignore.

The Donald Trump Shits His Pants and Rapes Kids Centre for the Performing Arts

Put some respect on its name.

I welcome it. They have been a disease my entire life.

He wanted to rename San Andreas Fault to Joe Bidens Fault

Eminem coined this back in 2002: “the divided states of embarrassment”

Ford owns Mazda

14 years. It was shit back then, doubt much has changed.

Ontarians: WSIB couldn’t possibly get any worse

Dofo: Hold my beer!

I had a claim last October for a week’s missed work. Filed on time, thoroughly documented by the hospital and my employer which all corroborated the info I filed myself. Somebody called me to confirm a few things.

Two weeks later I get an email saying my claim had been denied. The very next day a Purolator courier delivered a cheque covering the amount I claimed. This spring I got tax documents from them.

They have no clue how to do their jobs. Glad some of them are being replaced. Sad it’s by an even stupider, less literate and vastly less deserving country.