Looks like I picked Power Wash Simulator back up at the right time

Outer Wilds.

In 22 minutes I and everyone else am dead.

Witcher 3. I might be a little fucked, but I think I’d have fun before I died. Maybe I could get lucky and be one of the rich folks in a city and live peacefully for a year.

Just HAD to play a Helldivers 2 match last night didn’t I… Well I mean zomboid with 1 out of 5 zombies being a runner probably ain’t gonna do me no favors either… I’m boned

PUBG. Im gonna get murdered a lot, but at least death isnt final, given respawns exist. At least the pubg maps are quite large and interesting to explore.

That actually sounds pretty ideal. I’d just do what i do in the game anyway. Ride my horse, pick flowers, collect skins, camp. Occasionally go into town to get supplies and unload my furs.

But I’d end up in Spiderman. Do i get to be Spiderman or just some shmo on the street?

These are the end times

There was no hope of survival

This is how you died

Project Zomboid, so pretty fucked!

I’m well travelled, own several starships, and am mostly fluent in gek. Of course I have to fend off daily attacks by pirates and sentinels.

Overwatch. It looks fun from the outside, but I’m forced to participate in short matches where I repeatedly die, come back and kill cute yet soulless people all day long, for a year.

I started eating people on day 3. There is a hole were my humanity used to be. A hole that can only be filed by trembling, bloody, screaming flesh. The hamster was first. He was easy. Then, month after month, I got through the rest of the roster, each one with a different bottle of wine from the Paris deathmatch map. Now my appetite, form and spirit have grown beyond what is humanly conceivable. When the map loads and they see me, they all run and shriek as my many mouths start tearing through their ever fresh, juicy bodies. As if they too were starting to remember their unending, inescapable demise.

One day it will end, but in the meantime I need to feel their bones break and heartbeats fade on my tongues. Such delicious marrow. Such delicious broth.

Overwatch.exe

RDR2 for me as well. At least there’s options. I would probably play it safe by ditching the gang before I contract tuberculosis and just live as a hunter up in the mountains. The mechanics of the game would make that quite easy compared to IRL.

Alternatively, the epilogue does seem nice.

Minecraft. Honestly, send me into the wilderness where I can build a little log cabin by a lake, make furniture, and live off the land. And the only people around are some zombies who don’t try to talk to you. Keep your million.

Stardew valley is basically what I want out of my life, so I might not leave

Fire Emblem Awakening doesn’t seem too bad a place to take a vacation.

As a Forza addict, I think I’ll be just fine.

I’m squid!