He goes on to to say the guillotine is “strictly for self-defense purposes …"
I mean, it’s as plausible as it being an offensive weapon, I guess.
The state should honestly have cheered him, though. Contrary to popular belief, the guillotine wasn’t a tool of liberation, but one of state terrorism wielded against the working class.
Wish we’d, IDK, start using the pitchfork as a symbol instead, or something. Or maybe a hammer and some different piece of farm equipment.
Or maybe a hammer and some different piece of farm equipment
Ooh, and we can paint it red to represent all the spilled blood of the workers sacrificed for profit under capitalism!
Straight up state intimidation, there’s no legal grounding to arrest him, hope he sues
Someone is going to stand in front a judge and make a legal argument for how you could credibly attack someone using a guillotine.
Step 1: Attach it to a dolphin.
god forbid men have hobbies.
He was arrested for possession of a dangerous weapon. Let that sink in… guns are perfectly acceptable to own, but a guillotine, a weapon that requires the victim to be captured and restrained before use, is considered a dangerous weapon. Presumably it hurts the feelings of the billionaires.
His truck is a more dangerous weapon. What a joke.
I bet nobody in the DPRK has ever been arrested for this
ON WHAT CHARGE? ENJOYING A NICE CROSS-COUNTRY DRIVE?literally not a crime, are Capitol police doing Met police shit and arresting people with bandsaws and kitchen knives now? maybe he should be on the hook for that parking ticket tho, incorrectly parking is a big problem truck drivers need grains of consequences from to take seriously
Apparently illegal parking lmao. Folks please I am begging you find a proper non-compact legal parking space when transporting giant veggie slicers.
Shortly after 3 p.m. ET on Tuesday, Capitol Police spotted the pickup truck, “which was illegally parked” along the East Capitol Street, a small street that runs next to the Supreme Court and steps from the US Capitol building, according to the release. Capitol Police shared photos showing the massive guillotine.
I sort of do think mandolins should be banned tbh.
Capitol Police shared photos showing the massive guillotine.
If he was arrested for illegal parking, than what relevance is the guillotine? God they’re so full of shit, I know for many this par for the course, but it’s the little things like this that really get under my skin
Al Capone and the IRS type of beat.
decent shot he can argue it’s free speech
No no don’t you see it’s a WEAPON…very dangerous, the victim just needs to be bound and the head placed under the blade.
How is this possibly illegal
For real, what if it is just for chopping really big potatoes. This is anti-Irish discrimination.
Professor Gill O. Tyne was researching advances in blade sharpening when a freak accident transformed him into…
THE HUMAN GUILLOTINE
With a thought, any part of his body becomes razor sharp, capable of slicing through any material
He runs a bagel shop, because most other application of this power holds immoral qualities!
Side character in Chainsaw Man
We got the guillotines, you better run
Hey now, where does it say it’s illegal to own and transport a guillotine? It’s a historical artifact!
