If they were good ninjas we wouldn’t have known about them.
Apparently it’s still the 90s in BotW-era Hyrule because I can’t hardly go anywhere without getting ambushed by banana-obsessed ninjas.
When you think about it, the ninja you see has already failed (unless of course there’s a second ninja using the distraction).
“We weren’t ‘online’ we did lines! Yeah! And there were fucking ninjas on the lawn trying to kill us!”
That’s Real Ultimate Power!
Money can’t buy knives.
Batman is a ninja too.
For all we know, they could still be around. Who can tell with ninjas?
That’s what you get when just about every white kid 5-17yrs was in a McDojo, trying to be Daniel-san, and the leftover ones started choosing ninjas over karate kids. 🤷🏼♂️
Ninjas -> Pirates -> Vikings -> knights cyclus
Zombies -> vampires -> werewolves have a similar rotation
Appreciating the rare Surf Ninjas mention.
Unless you go back to the 80s and those ninjas, then the list is not complete.
Sho Kosugi defined ninja in the 80s
Lee Van Cleef in The Master
Enter the Ninja
So many good video rentals for friday nights and pizza.
Some ninjas persisted into the 2000s by shifting into the prankster niche. They might still be around but they are ninjas and very good at hiding so I can never be sure.
Daredevil was a super-popular comic at the time, along with X-Men [featuring Wolverine]
Daredevil fought a ninja army called ‘The Hand,’ and the near-immortal Wolverine was revealed to have studied the ninja arts in his past.
That lead to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, who fought The Foot Clan.
We should Ask A Ninja what happened.
I refuse to believe this series is 20 years old.
They clearly got better at it.









