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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Dual Use Truck!

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Dual Use Truck!

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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    3 days ago

    Their other truck hauls lettuce.

  • Upperhand@lemmy.world
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    Chocolate milk?

    • RustyLog@fedinsfw.app
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      Bull milk 🐂 🍼

      • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It’s all in the wrist.

  • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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    I wonder if their license plate looking like it says poo is intentional

    • rmuk@feddit.uk
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      Almost certainly, which is lovely. Ohio plates are in the format ABC1234 but they’re issued alphabetically and IIRC they’re only up to K.

  • e_rebel_108@sh.itjust.works
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    I spotted one in South Florida that said, “We’re #1 When it Comes to #2”.

  • ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
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    I used to regulate septic haulers when I worked for a local health department. They try to have fun with it.

  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    It’s the US so it might be a threat instead of a joke. Impossible to tell

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    Mmmmh… American raw milk

    • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Wouldn’t that be "raw, American milk "? Unless the Americans’ve designed their own version of raw milk itself?

      Also, the comma is doing the heavy lifting in keeping it from implying “milk from a raw Anerican”. 🤢

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    Lewis Black: “They wash it! They wash it!”

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    Maybe?

  • Luminous5481 "Enemy of the State"@anarchist.nexus
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    this is even better than that truck that said “CUM: We ain’t haulin’ milk!”

  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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    “Not same truck.”

  • mcSlibinas@lemmy.world
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    I believe them.

    • Almacca@aussie.zone
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      It is Texas after all.

      • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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        The plate says Ohio (just as bad, honestly). Where do you see any indication this is in texas?

        • Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world
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          They probably misread Austin’s Septic as Austin Septic, like Austin, Texas.

          • Almacca@aussie.zone
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            Yeah.

        • Almacca@aussie.zone
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          Ah, OK. Not much better from what I’ve heard.

  • wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    They’re gonna need a bigger truck, though. ☝🏼

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    i always love honey dippers. they have good senses of humor

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