All the boring western gun names like Desert Eagle, Colt Python, Winchester, Walther Pocket Pistol…

Please send help; I’m going down a wikipedia rabbit hole for the sake of a stupid joke

I’m working on a design I’m calling the Dickenballs 9000. It’s a short range dick shooter.

It’s almost like naming a thing (after some epic, unattainable dream of it) works wonders at making it seem so much more awesome than it is…

Humans’ve been doing this since before civilization was invented. Yay for micro-propaganda traditions! 🤫

I understand people really love AKs because they’re simultaneously indestructible and easy to repair.

“It’s an MP9 from B&T–” “Beckler and Tock.”

Absolutely, ak-105, pp-19, sps, etc are on completely different level of chadness.