Well, if you write “need a man with a big cock” in your tinder bio, that’s what you get.
Okay, but if a guy gave me a bouquet of chicken, I’d have that face, too.
I love the idea - chickens are hella adorable, but! I have seen this image with so many dofferent things inside the bouquet: Chocolate, art supplies, knitting yarns. Basicly anything except flowers and with slightly different people that I am inclined to ask if anyone knows the original? Was this is a trend, is the picture photoshoppend or AI generated?
If someone came to my door and gave that to me I would propose tot hem on the spot
Flowers and dinner is always a good idea
(she probably heard the chicken from down the hallway and is properly excited)
yeah chickens have many qualities, but certainly “stealth” ain’t one.
He wants to show her his pecker.
Pecker makes it sound small. That’s a massive cock and he’s going to give it to her.
With some minor adaptations, step 1 can still be “cut a hole in the box”
