The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agoFalse advertisinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1650
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minus-squareTomMasz@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 day ago'Tis no man. ‘Tis a remorseless eatin’ machine!
minus-squareGraniteM@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoNew Kid on the Block (1992) Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, what did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant. Marge: We… pretty much went straight home. Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you’re under oath. Marge: We drove around until 3 AM looking for another all-you-can-eat fish restaurant. Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn’t find one? Marge: We went… fishing. [sobs]
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoJury Member: That could’ve been me!
minus-squaretrebach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-21 day agoWhy doesn’t he just give up and switch to sweatpants? He says the crotch wears out too quickly. YARR! That’s going to replace the whale in my nightmares.
'Tis no man. ‘Tis a remorseless eatin’ machine!
New Kid on the Block (1992)
Jury Member: That could’ve been me!
Why doesn’t he just give up and switch to sweatpants?
He says the crotch wears out too quickly.
YARR! That’s going to replace the whale in my nightmares.