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Cursed are the meek, for their parents couldn’t afford a personal SAT test prep counselor.
what was the whole fish and bread wonder about then
Jesus flipping tables because he lost at Magic: The Gathering
christianity is so wildly not compelling.
Clearly he’s been reading the Gospel of Supply Side Jesus
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
someone needs to [redacte] [redacted] this person to show them how much merit they really have. youknow according to gods justice.
“Our god sucks by any objective metric, but because a book I have not read and which denies all my claims says he is the only god, you must worship him or burn forever in the worst place imaginable”
“Oh? Okay. No thanks.”
I see no god here.
Jesus would punch this guy.
“Oh no! Its Jesus with the fold up table! How’s he manage to swing it so fast with the wind resistance!”
Conservatives just invent their own reality if actual reality doesn’t agree with them.
“You commies don’t live in reality! You can’t just give to the poor, care for the sick, and love one another! That’s unchristian, and worse, unamerican!”
Dig up Martin Luther so he can read this and weep
Slaves, be good to your masters and look at this sick kickflip off of a merchant’s table
Ruth 6:7
Genuine demonic heresy in the big 2000s, oof
But seriously capitalist cults like this have to be destroyed root and stem, this shit is monstrous
Pope needs to declare Holy War on this shit.
I’m not saying they were good for much, but I feel like a grand inquisitor from medieval times would have good instincts when it comes to the proper response to this claim that Jesus was the ultimate usurer.
The more i read history, the more i understand that when the proto-protestant burghers complain about the evil arbitrariness and unjustness of Catholicism and the inquisition, they usual mean stuff like “i svammed some poor guy out of what little wealth he had and they said its unchristian and took my money and gave him it back even tho i didnt break a single law…”
lol, Amerikkkans are recreating Gnosticism, but adding “and that’s a good thing!” after everything:
The god in the bible is actually a genocidal demiurge who will torment you for eternity if you don’t submit to him…and that’s a good thing!
