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abogical to World News@beehaw.orgEnglish · 2 years ago

Putin will address the nation soon, Kremlin says

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abogical to World News@beehaw.orgEnglish · 2 years ago
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    “I won’t be pooping for the next three days”

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      Can anyone explain this one to me? I’m not sure I’m following it.

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        Over in c/asklemmy, someone asked for advice on how to not poop for three days, and it seems to have officially become The First Lemmy Meme

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          Gentlemen, we have achieved memes.

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            Source

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            After missing all the memes at the other site in 12+ years, I was actually sorting by new when this one started!

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          Over in c/asklemmy, someone asked for advice on how to not poop for three days, and it seems to have officially become The First Lemmy Meme Legend

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        It’s the first meta joke this place has had. Someone asked how not to shit for 3 days and for some reason it made its way around the site.

        Seems like we’re all still redditors at heart after all lmao

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        Scared shitless so he doesn’t need to poop? I dunno.

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        See: https://lemmy.ml/post/1450855

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      “Can’t tell you why, don’t ask.”

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      Even so, he’s always Putin.

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      👏

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      -Putin, probably.

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    He may address the nation but then something unexpected happen…

    Boom headshot.

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    Address them by running away. That is what he is doing.

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    too bad its not gonna be the one i want.

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