- Kind of, but Nestle so no bueno. - Good point I should have said lean pocket, I’m pretty sure those aren’t nestle. Edit: Nope still nestle and I guess they’re doscontinued? - Wait. Did you seriously think that Diet Hot Pockets were made by a different company that WASN’T owned by Nestle? - I mean it should be expected, nestle owns so much these days. Very hard to remember everything. Even the frozen lasagna’s are nestle. - Right, but, that’s not what I mean. - I’m blown away that you thought that Lean Pockets were made by a company unrelated to Hot Pockets. 
 
 
 
 
- Only if you’ve never had a calzone - I’ve had calzone and I always equate the pizza Hot Pockets to one. They are the same thing, but made in a factory with lower quality ingredients. - Yeah exactly. Like most shit frozen pizzas are hardly pizzas but there you go. 
 
- or ricotta cheese. 
 
- Lots of shower thoughts actually aren’t. This was. Good job. - Most of my actual thoughts in the shower revolve around destroying whatever made me leave the house, thus necessitating a shower on THEIR schedule. - I like showers, and love a hot bath… I don’t love water prices here locally. 
 
- The calzone zone - But definitely not the low cal calzone zone. - Technically it would be low cal compared to a normally sized calzone just because of being significantly smaller. 
 
 
- I feel like they’re closer to stromboli - I always felt like they were close to the microwave 
 
- Mini and cheap calzone. 




