I hate it when I change pants and leave the house without my Portugal.
I got skinny jeans I can only fit Montenegro anyway. You don’t really need Portugal with you all the time.
I hate leaving house without ВЛ80 and at least Kazahstan.
Now that’s what I call a BЛ80
Do you mean Portugal the country or Portugal the man?
I bet there’s men in Portugal called Portugal, because of the country.
I wonder what are the odds of Portugal meeting another man named Portugal, and then Portugal getting in Portugal, in Portugal.
Yeah, it’s a last name in Portugal.
A rare one, but not unheard of.
Ever since all those derailing incidents, I’m surprised girls don’t carry at least one spare Alco GP-9. It’s not smart to just assume guys like me that pocket two are going to be there.
Actually there’s around a thousand train derailing incidents a year. The event you’re referring to is just when one actually made it to the news.
Hence the need for pockets
Here here
Is there really only a thousand? I would’ve guessed trains were less dangerous than cars but a thousand derailment still seems exceptionally small.
I thought u meant globally
I never leave the house without my Portugal.
Don’t use it everyday, but it’s pretty small and when you need it you need it.
I forgot it at home once and it came up in a conversation. Talk about a disappointment.
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Usually I carry around Canada or Sweden, but Portugual can be handy as well
Picks up my Portugal after it turns itself, in a puff of smoke, into a small green leaf. Shouts, “Woohoo”. Shoves green leaf into pocket. Proceeds to smack an alligator in the head with a butterfly net for two hours.
I carry ВЛ80 and Kazahstan even to grocery store
the people who say cargo pants/shorts are out of style don’t realize that not having everything jammed in and jingling in 1 pocket is always in style
I love my convertible cargo pants.
What do they convert to?
Cargo shorts if they’re cool enough.
If we give girls pockets, they’ll just use them to hide witchcraft components.
She turned me into a neut
A newt?..
Well I got better…
No, she took his balls
If the men find out we can store witchcraft components, they’re going to tell the church
*material components for spell casting. But that’s what component pouches are for.
To be fair they already store witchcraft components in hammerspace
Don’t look in girls’ bags though. If you do, you may stare into the void for eternity or get eaten by a 6-dimensional space monster.
I looked into my wife’s bag once. I think I saw the Event horizon.
We’re leaving.
That’s why guys always bring the whole purse.
I’m not like other girls. My purse just has a mouse, charger, powerbank, HDMI adapter and all that for a Cray-1. Soon enough i’ll upgrade to a spare NASA supercomputer because Starfield ain’t gonna run on love and air.
Is that an Iberian country in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I don’t understand how women cope with the lack of pockets. Purses aren’t enough. Below is an honest list of about what I carry with me every single day.
On my body: Phone Bluetooth headphones in case. Multitool with pliars, screwdrivers etc Regular knife Another multitool but it’s shaped like a card 20,000 mA portable battery sometimes Cord usb-c Cigarettes Lighter Bottled water (back pocket) Comb Wallet (sometimes) Little container for stuff, used to be weed but no more Emergency B.C in case of headache or backache *Emergen-C" packet in case of mild electrolyte deficiency
I haven’t even filled half of my total capacity. I still have 7 empty pockets and 2 pockets are only half full. But that’s not all. I bring a backpack everywhere as well.
Why do you carry 2 different multi-tools and a knife? Not hating, they’re your pockets afterall, I’m just curious lol
Also, all that shit, and the one thing that’s a “sometimes” is your wallet? 😅 “well I’ve got my 20lbs of misc equipment, but eh I think I’ll travel light today, no need to grab my 1oz wallet”
Haha! Funny thing is that my wallet is only a “sometimes” because I also bring a backpack around too so often the wallet is in there for safekeeping along with a zillion other things. Going to update the comment with the backpack comments to elaborate lol.
Oh, and the multitools, That’s a good question! I’m a mobile mechanic and am always needing one or the other. It began with just a knife and has expanded since.
1: The regular knife is for scraping gunk off of bolts, terminals etc. And also has a few edges that are the perfect size for peeling back wires. It also has a bottle opener and flathead screwdriver
2: Multitool #1 has a set of pliars, Phillips head, and a few other things I need and
3: The card shaped/sized multitool also comes in handy as it’s a tiny wrench and has cutouts for tiny bolts so I can remove them. It also functions as a decent putty scraper and has a saw I use all the time. To boot, it’s a ruler as well which is nice for sizing up small things.
I just use them all the time and they save me trips to the truck looking for wrenches/ratchets which is also why I carry the light, hope that explains my strangeness a bit lol
Glad you found a system that works for you! I’m on the dead opposite side of the spectrum, i rarely leave the house with more than phone (w/ wallet case), earbuds, and keys. And if my wife is with me, I generally make her keep the keys in her purse so that I’ve got even less to carry lol
FOR REAL
I see a girl with tons of pockets, I’m not thinking fashion. I’m thinking sidekick.
As in, I’m the sidekick.
Yes, that would be a nice green flag to me as well. Bonus points if those pockets are filled with very specific items, like little tools that seem excessive or redundant to others but are vital in getting through your day. That’s someone I wanna follow around and learn from
Yeah I usually have a little backpack. I’ll have on me: 1ltr bottle of water, keys, purse (wallet), phone, lip balm, tissues, emergency snacks, painkillers, antihistamines, hairbands, lipstick if I’m wearing any, maybe a light rain coat. Pockets or a handbag don’t do it.
You’d be surprised what can fit in a purse, especially when it’s neatly organised. I think the only things that wouldn’t realistically fit in your average purse would be the headphones (assuming you mean like, over the ear things and not some buds) and maybe the water and the big ass portable battery (I know plenty of women who carry a smaller one though). Also there’s a few redundancies in your kit like the three different pocket knives
Don’t forget to bring an extra pair of cargo pants in your pockets for emergencies!
No! If you do this you get sent to the abyssal plane.
I think the CD1445 is retired. The replacement is slightly larger.
But it won’t fit in those pockets any more.
Not without taking out Portugal first.
Not to mention the GP9. I’d take an SD45 over a GP9 any day of the week.
I’ll gladly have myself an MLW M420W or GE C40-8M.
Crap I think I left Portugal in my pocket when I did laundry
spinning cycle made it Chile
Went shopping with the missus in Tenerife. She picked out some jeans and went “are these for men or women, I can’t tell”
“I’ll check.” said I. Put my hands in the pocket. Stopped two knuckles in. “These are women’s jeans.”
Meanwhile, I can fit a Nintendo Switch in my shorts pocket, with joycons attached, and still get the zip closed.
One of the reason for the joycon drift is peoples putting Portugal AFTER the switch
If girls could fit their UTAX CD1445 into their pockets who would buy purses?
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Idk man… I don’t usually carry Portugal, it kind of itches my leg.
