• Sentient Loom
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    1141 year ago

    World War Two DID happen therefore Biden retroactively caused it! Impeach him now!

  • Veraticus
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    911 year ago

    “We have a man who is totally corrupt and the worst president in the history of our country, who is cognitively impaired, in no condition to lead, and who is now in charge of dealing with Russia and possible nuclear war,” Trump said. “Just think of it. We would be in World War II very quickly if we’re going to be relying on this man.”

    Obviously, Trump meant to say “World War III.” Insisting that we’re on the brink of another great war, and maybe even nuclear annihilation, has been part of his stump speech for months. But that isn’t the only line he flubbed. At another point in the speech, Trump seemed to mix up Biden and Barack Obama, suggesting he’s currently leading his predecessor in the 2024 polls.

    Lol.

    • @agent_flounder
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      251 year ago

      We have a man who is totally corrupt and the worst president in the history of our country, who is cognitively impaired, in no condition to lead

      And this, students, is an example of Projection

      Students scribble notes

      • Veraticus
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        171 year ago

        Everything he says is projection, so it’s not very surprising.

  • Chris
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    751 year ago

    A cognitively impaired Trump thinks a ‘Cognitively Impaired’ Biden May Cause ‘World War II’

    • Echo Dot
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      231 year ago

      Imagine being so cognitively impaired that you accidentally time travel.

      The question becomes does America want a time travelling president? I mean I assume that they would, but I’m not American so what do I know.

  • @jopepa@lemmy.world
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    621 year ago

    His base already denies the holocaust, might as well just deny the entire war ever happened so he doesn’t get accused of plagiarism, too.

    • @HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml
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      Aren’t some states trying to do that in the US? But with a lower limit instead of an upper limit to prevent the “woke millennials” from taking office?

      monkey’s paw’s finger curls

    • @Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      we just need to raise the government buildings by 50 feet and make them only accessible by stairs/ramp

      • @Gestrid@lemmy.ca
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        51 year ago

        a biological age limit

        And it’s called death.

        Basically, while you have to be 35 to run for president (and be a natural-born citizen of the US and be a resident of the US for 14 years), there’s no age cap on running for president. It’s been that way ever since George Washington became president, and changing that would require an amendment to the US Constitution.

        • @A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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          21 year ago

          you should have to be within 10 years of the median age of the country to run for president, to ensure you are actually in touch with the country you are going to govern, and the people in it, and the problems they have.

          • @Gestrid@lemmy.ca
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            11 year ago

            The “issue” with that is that, typically, most elected officials work their way up the ladder. Generally speaking, first, they’re mayor of a city, then governor, then they typically run for a federal office, be it president or congressman/ congresswoman. If they run for Congress, there’s a chance they may run for president later down the line.

            There are other options to pick from in a climb to the top, so this is just a general idea. Basically, they have to make a name for themselves on the national political stage before they have a chance at winning the presidency. So that’s what they try to do when working their way up the ladder.

            • @A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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              Funny, it didnt stop Bill Clinton, or Obama, or Kennedy, from achieving office while being within roughly 10 years of the median age of the country, or having names for themselves.

  • @Nonameuser678@aussie.zone
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    I initially read this as him saying world war 3 and then realised he actually said world war 2 and I can’t stop sad laughing at just how fucking stupid this.

  • @Rakonat@lemmy.world
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    441 year ago

    And to think 70 million Americans said that’s my guy and there is still millions that would vote for him without hesitation if the election was tomorrow.

    • I quit a little over 4 years ago. Since then we’ve had a pandemic, riots, war in Europe, too many natural disasters to name, and no real improvement on the horizon. I’m starting to wonder if my drinking was holding this world together.

      • TheLowestStone
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        91 year ago

        If you quitting drinking was all it took to kick off the end of the world, we were screwed anyway.

      • @agent_flounder
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        71 year ago

        The last time I was drinking often was when my mom was in her last couple years. She passed in 2016. My drinking is occasional (even rare) now. Can’t let you take all the blame. We’ll split it 50-50 lol

        • Echo Dot
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          I’m just going to down this litre of vodka and you two let me know if anything improves, because I doubt I’ll be able to figure it out on my own.

    • PaleRider
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      Well, between wars, the rise of the far Right (again), climate change and the utter fucking up of the world economies by the ultra rich, now would be a good time to start.

  • Kalash
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    411 year ago

    Remember that time he talked about how the US took over the airports during the revolutionary war?

    This guy histories!

  • Eggyhead
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    291 year ago

    It’s like he learned the word in his own medical checkup and decided to throw it at Biden.

    • sadbehr
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      51 year ago

      Why not add a basic intelligence test too? Imo asking for someone that’s cognitively coherent and isn’t a complete moron isn’t asking much for a leader of a country.

      The question is, which one would Trump fail first?