anonymous@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 years agoWhat's something you just learned, that you should have known for a while?message-squaremessage-square112fedilinkarrow-up1115
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minus-squarePissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19·2 years agoIf you are a dude sit down to pee when you are home… feels weird for like a day but it is fantastic. No more trying to aim on the middle of the night while trying to close your eyes, no more rouge pee stream, just a like moment to sit and relax.
minus-squareswordsmanluke@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·edit-22 years agoRogue: deviant from the norm. Rouge: a shade of red. If your pee is rouge when you stand, you need to see your doctor.
minus-squarePissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-22 years agoWhy you gotta try to impress people with all your dumb book learnin? Just use Normal people colors. Edit: no trailer Park boys fans here apparently
minus-squarefubo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoOr maybe you just ate a lot of beetroot.
minus-squarePissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoI remember as a kid really being into eating drained.can beets soaked in vinegar… I ate enough in a day it turned.my pee slightly pink.
minus-squarePissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoThere is no way something I like doing is good for me, that just can’t be a thing.
minus-squaredefunct_punk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoDon’t worry bro, all the Bad Dragon dildos you shove up your ass more than make up for the health benefits you get sitting down to pee 😊
minus-squarePissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoJokes on you, I buy my doe’s from temu… i don’t have time to be saving up a months wages for a bad dragon, that’s like 300 MTN dew®
minus-squarejet@hackertalks.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 years agoI learned this lesson pretty quickly, once I started to have to clean my own apartment.
minus-squarePissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoHaha exactly, no matter how careful you are you can’t stop a 3am wild pee fork.
minus-squareTheTim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoWeird, based on your username I’d have guessed you had different pissing habits.
minus-squarePissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoHaha Well I didn’t say I was StandingPissinSelfNdriveway.
minus-squarePhoenixz@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 years agoI do notice though that when trying to pee sitting, I don’t get everything out. A lot of times, I stand up afterwards and still get some more out
minus-squarePissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoYa gotta lean forward and give it a good jiggle before you get up and it is usually ok
If you are a dude sit down to pee when you are home… feels weird for like a day but it is fantastic. No more trying to aim on the middle of the night while trying to close your eyes, no more rouge pee stream, just a like moment to sit and relax.
Rogue: deviant from the norm.
Rouge: a shade of red.
If your pee is rouge when you stand, you need to see your doctor.
Why you gotta try to impress people with all your dumb book learnin? Just use Normal people colors.
Edit: no trailer Park boys fans here apparently
Or maybe you just ate a lot of beetroot.
I remember as a kid really being into eating drained.can beets soaked in vinegar… I ate enough in a day it turned.my pee slightly pink.
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There is no way something I like doing is good for me, that just can’t be a thing.
Don’t worry bro, all the Bad Dragon dildos you shove up your ass more than make up for the health benefits you get sitting down to pee 😊
Jokes on you, I buy my doe’s from temu… i don’t have time to be saving up a months wages for a bad dragon, that’s like 300 MTN dew®
I learned this lesson pretty quickly, once I started to have to clean my own apartment.
Haha exactly, no matter how careful you are you can’t stop a 3am wild pee fork.
Weird, based on your username I’d have guessed you had different pissing habits.
Haha Well I didn’t say I was StandingPissinSelfNdriveway.
I do notice though that when trying to pee sitting, I don’t get everything out. A lot of times, I stand up afterwards and still get some more out
Ya gotta lean forward and give it a good jiggle before you get up and it is usually ok