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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 年前

Breaking the cycle seems impossible

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Breaking the cycle seems impossible

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 年前
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  • Drew Belloc@programming.dev
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    3 年前

    Have you tried not meeting someone, they will never leave that way

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Brilliant!

  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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    What kind of sick Lego minifig makes a house out of arm leg and torso pieces? You’re made of carbon and so is your house, but that doesn’t mean it’s made of flesh. Now they do use amputated legs as mech hands and decapitated heads as nice railings, but not houses.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Lol true, but also I’d say that a Lego person and a Lego brick are closer to each other than I am to drywall.

      • Laura@lemmy.ml
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        not if I burn you

        • StarkestMadness@lemmy.world
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          note to self 📖🖋️ Watch out for Laura.

          • Hyggyldy@sffa.community
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            It’s true. I met Laura once. She ate my baby.

          • Laura@lemmy.ml
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            too late I’m in your walls muahahahaha

        • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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          Good luck. I’m mostly asbestos.

          • Laura@lemmy.ml
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            tasty cancer wool

  • Codename_goose@sh.itjust.works
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    Reminds me of the classic cyanide and happiness comic: https://explosm.net/comics/kris-gingerbread

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      He screams for he remembers and wants to forget

    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
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      The carbon based man sits in a carbon based house…

      It is only to the outside, non-gingerbread/lego/carbon observer, that it appears weird.

  • Turun@feddit.de
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    If your house is mostly made of wood the same applies to you.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      My house is mostly lego

      • stephen01king@lemmy.zip
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        Which is carbon-based, just like you.

        • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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          Whoa

  • Godric@lemmy.world
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    Vampire: The Masquerade’s Clan Tzimisce vibes

  • onichama@feddit.de
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    ginger bread

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Like, for red-haired people?

  • Lmaydev@programming.dev
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    We’re carbon based lifeforms living in houses made from carbon.

  • ExaltedWarrior@lemmy.world
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    Hmmm… I don’t see what the problem is. Maybe people are just assholes.

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Or they want to remain blind to the horrors our brick brothers face.

  • Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml
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    I once had someone come visit my place and the first thing they did was laugh their ass off because I had anal beads just hanging off the shower hook. Terminally single, baybeeeee-!

    • bufordt@sh.itjust.works
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      At least you had some clean beads handy to reaffix their ass.

  • devfuuu@lemmy.world
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    I would laugh as fuck and find it interesting.

  • JoShmoe@ani.social
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    Minecraft rotten flesh block

  • Laticauda@lemmy.ca
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    They’re all embarrassed cause you don’t know how to use Legos bro. You’re supposed to use your imagination.

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