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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago

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    I think you’ll lose like 5 grams from the protons, more cause you might have to remove a couple of neutrons?

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      That’s the fun part. If you take just one proton off, you’ll often end up with some gold that just decays back into mercury in a few days. Sell it for a quick prank.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isotopes_of_gold

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        I’m a third generation proton plucker myself. Some day, my children’s children’s children may have a good laugh when they finish this bar.

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        you can find Hg 198 for sale actually. So if you’re a morally pure alchemist you can make the stable isotope of gold

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          How much does isotopically pure ^(198)Hg cost though? I wouldn’t be surprised if it was more expensive than gold…

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      More like put em all together and get even more gold

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        Anybody have advice for shoving a bunch of protons together? I keep trying but they always fly away from each other.

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          Put some sugar on a magnet, that always works

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            Just a spoon full of strong force helps the proton stay down

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          Yeah just turn up the close nuclear forces a bit and they’ll zoom right together

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          You have to hold them close for a little bit, and let those positrons vent away.

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