AUSTIN, TX—Ascribing the decision to prioritizing the safety of the chain’s employees and customers, grocery retailer Whole Foods announced Thursday that they would be closing 6 more stores across the country after a customer tried a blueberry without paying for it. “If someone takes even one more blueberry, we’ll be…
Wow. Imagine being on the side of thunderhead looters. Guess I’m a sucker for paying for my groceries.
Enjoy those self-inflicted food deserts!
If you see someone stealing food, no you didn’t.
You do realize that 99% of people stealing food aren’t doing it for profit right?
And also that crime isn’t actually up, but rent is
Ha, that’s a good one. Ok, in you go