1@jesse_saenz Jesse Saenz
Thanks #duolingo I’m sure this phrase will naturally come up in all types of daily interactions. #german #deutschlernen
(A screenshot of Duo lingo) Liebst du Mayo oder liebst du mich?
Do you love mayonnaise or do you love me?
I got ChatGPT to write me a silly dialogue ending in this line:
Samantha: “Arthur, how could you?”
Arthur: “What? What did I do this time, Samantha?”
Samantha: “You’ve put mayonnaise on the roast chicken again! You know I can’t stand the stuff!”
Arthur: “But, Samantha, it adds so much flavor!”
Samantha: “Arthur, it doesn’t. It just makes everything taste like… mayonnaise!”
Arthur: “That’s the point! You know I’ve always loved it.”
Samantha: “I thought you loved me.”
Arthur: “Well, of course, I do.”
Samantha: “Well, you can’t have both of us.”
Arthur: “What, you want me to choose between you and mayonnaise?”
Samantha: “Yes, exactly. Do you love mayonnaise or do you love me?”
Fuck me, this is actually kinda funny in an absurd way. Everyone is a bot joke are going to get much more real in the next couple of years.