Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama
hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave
- I like the Sir PTerry approach to that(to paraphrase): - We’re trying to understand the universe with a brain and language designed to tell us what tree has the good fruit, and which one has the hungry jaguar. - We’ve designed languages and terms to help us communicate in the modern world we’ve built around ourselves. - Our brains were never designed, but evolved to throw rocks into the trees to scare the cats or knock down the fruit. 
- True enough regarding the brain, but language evolves a lot faster than brains do. It long ago grew past only being about survival. 
 
- If our brains had been designed, they’d have been designed for what we’re doing. - Yeah, “designed” is not the best term here. Evolution doesn’t design, it just throws random shit at the wall and sees what sticks - Yeah, I think “adapted” would be a better term than “designed” in this context. - I’d argue that it’s the perfect word. 
 
- And for far far longer than we’ve been living in modern society, evolution designed (in its slapdash, trial-and-error way) us to be the berry-eating cave dwelling mammals we are. - The only difference is that it’s an active design process instead of a pre-planned one. - It’s still not design, though. The term is called “evolution.” - We were designed via the evolutionary process. It’s both words in one! Everyone wins! 
 
 
- Maybe we were planted here on Earth by advanced beings. Beings that designed our whole evolution and existence in detail. 
 At least it’s fun to think about lol- Edit: what’s with the fucking downvotes? Im just kidding around. Dont become reddit. - If this garbage is what they designed, they should be fired. - Out of a cannon. - Into a star. - reminder that giraffes have a nerve that starts in their head, goes down their neck into the torso, and then back up into the head. - if earth life is designed they must have been extremely skilled and extremely spiteful to make shit like this function. 
- In a black car - With a robot. 
 
 
 
- Definitely a joke captain obvious. - I find it incredibly confusing how such uninspired and borderline mansplainy tripe gets upvoted more than actual thoughtful comments. One thing though - it definitely wasn’t a joke. - The whole post isn’t a joke? Wow, you really need to get out more if you think the OP tweet is serious. - Do - you - understand - how - threads - work? 
 
 
 
- deleted by creator 
- Are you a bot? 
 
 
- One must imagine Denny happy 
- Maybe try sleeping instead of binging social media (or wherever that onslaught comes from) 24/7? - Bro, you’re yelling at a Lemmy thread about a Twitter post. - She can’t hear you. 
- No, u 
 
- Mmm… cave berries 🤤 
- Tony stark grew these in a cave, WITH A BUCKET OF WATER 








