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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Some barista's got jokes

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Some barista's got jokes

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Your mother is a hamster and you’re father smells of elderberries

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      For the children, that means your mother is a whore that fucks everyone and your father is a drunk.

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        Thanks! I never understood the hamster part.

        Elderberries/drunk makes was easy due to gin.

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        Knowing what it means now actually makes it less funny. I thought it was just random nonsense.

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      I am Father Smells of Elderberries.

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        Dude stop it your making me laugh

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