>be me
>went to Japan for vacation
>has a very close online jap friend that I met when I was loitering around a guitar hero group
>we decided to meet up
>thought he’s a guy
>short haired qt 9/10 appeared. Her name is Nao
>even though it’s the first time meeting her irl, we hit off pretty well
>Nao talks to me about pretending to be a guy online
>she wanted to talk with someone about rock but she thinks people online wouldn’t take her seriously because she’s a girl
>she apologized
>“apology accepted but on one condition.”
>says I wanna play guitar hero with you
>she laughed and agreed
>nicesmile.jpeg
>went to her apartment
>she hurriedly opened her ps4 and accessed guitar hero
>pretty high level
>plays
>mfw she lost
>mfw she turned off the game and started sulking
>started motivating her
>hey nao, you’re a rockstar. get your game on, go, play
It’s between a while since I’ve been Gottem’d like that
Man I always noticed this shit when I see a name mentioned in a greentext but I guess I am losing my touch
always-read-the-last-line-first master race
I am so happy to be bamboozled by you.
Dammit. Fuck you and well done!
I read the whole thing and said “I hate you. I hate you so much” out loud.
God damn it
Nobody ever thinks they’ll get get until they got got. Fuuuck.
Holy shit did I just get got
I am betrayed
He can’t keep getting away with this!
Got got
Like Rick-Rolled 'cept different.
But did she glitter?
😡
I knew where this was going when her name was Nao.
I don’t get it.
The entire story is a buildup for anon to sing the lyrics of the song allstar by smash mouth.
Somebody-
It’s pronounced “someBODY”.
Ayentehshapasstoolinashayyyyydh
is how 12yo-me interpreted the next verse. I seldom englished back then
You could say you weren’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
