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minus-squareLufyCZ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoIf it’s pure calories you’re after, might I suggest Uranium? It’s pretty cheap considering what you can theoretically get out of it. ^/s
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoI don’t think that you Uranium contains any calories.
minus-squareMjolnirThyme@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 years agoA calorie is the amount of heat needed to raise the temperature one kg of water by 1°C, so uranium has quite a few, hard to digest though. Edit: I was curious so I looked it up, 1 gram of uranium has 20 billion calories
minus-squareLufyCZ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoI don’t think you understand what calories are. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calorie
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 years agoFood calories and scientific measurement calories are different. It’s literally in the first paragraph of the article. The small calorie or gram calorie was defined as the amount of heat needed to cause the same increase in one gram of water.
minus-squareLufyCZ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoMy comment specifically says “pure calories”.
minus-squarepomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoWhat does /s mean? Does it mean back by science? Does it mean I should do this?? Please answer quickly, I have a piece of uranium here and I’m dying to eat it
minus-squareLufyCZ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoYes, science has confirmed that Uranium is perfectly edible and that it’ll provide you enough energy for the rest of your life.
If it’s pure calories you’re after, might I suggest Uranium? It’s pretty cheap considering what you can theoretically get out of it.
^/s
I don’t think that you Uranium contains any calories.
A calorie is the amount of heat needed to raise the temperature one kg of water by 1°C, so uranium has quite a few, hard to digest though.
Edit: I was curious so I looked it up, 1 gram of uranium has 20 billion calories
Microdosing time!
I don’t think you understand what calories are.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calorie
Food calories and scientific measurement calories are different. It’s literally in the first paragraph of the article.
My comment specifically says “pure calories”.
What does
/smean? Does it mean back by science? Does it mean I should do this?? Please answer quickly, I have a piece of uranium here and I’m dying to eat itYes, science has confirmed that Uranium is perfectly edible and that it’ll provide you enough energy for the rest of your life.
Wow!! Thanks