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Brand@feddit.de to > Greentext@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Anon finds a glitch in the modern dating system

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Anon finds a glitch in the modern dating system

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Brand@feddit.de to > Greentext@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    85% out of 10, what is the half one working?

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      They had fun together, but she didn’t go all the way because they were family.

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        hal

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      Well, he said it worked 10 times, and 85% of the time. He may mean it worked 10 out of 12 attempts and is rounding up from 83.3%

      But let’s be honest, he probably hadn’t even attempted it once.

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        Homie did the math!

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      That’s the one we call the Boebert.

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      It worked, but turned out to be a guy. Still had a good time though

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      The date pulled out the same crap so each had half a point.

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      Their hands instead.

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      He’s starting a business lah!

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