SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Clever Comebacks@feddit.uk · 2 years agoI was thinking of getting a dog but it looks like I’ve found a bitch.i.imgur.comimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1661
arrow-up1661imageI was thinking of getting a dog but it looks like I’ve found a bitch.i.imgur.comSomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Clever Comebacks@feddit.uk · 2 years agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareagent_flounder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 years agoHer: “Being caring is a red flag” You:
minus-squareWeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 years agoAh yes, definitely a red flag to care for and win the loyalty of a vulnerable animal. What kind of psychopath does that? /s
minus-squarehoshikarakitaridia@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoThat’s the most random ass shit. If everything’s a red flag, why even date? If a girl I dated had cats I’d be fucking happy. More pussy for me.
minus-squareWeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoThe cat’s approval is 10x better than approval from her parents.
minus-squareDrPoplinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 years agoAh yes the red flag of… Taking the responsibility of caring for a creature with no expectations other than love.
minus-squarehoshikarakitaridia@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoI can’t even be mad. I would just be like “yeah if I have to decide, I choose cats.”
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoI mean that statement is a red flag. “Only a Sith deals in absolutes.”
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Her: “Being caring is a red flag”
You:
Wtf. Did they elaborate?
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Ah yes, definitely a red flag to care for and win the loyalty of a vulnerable animal. What kind of psychopath does that? /s
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That’s the most random ass shit. If everything’s a red flag, why even date?
If a girl I dated had cats I’d be fucking happy. More pussy for me.
The cat’s approval is 10x better than approval from her parents.
Ah yes the red flag of… Taking the responsibility of caring for a creature with no expectations other than love.
I can’t even be mad. I would just be like “yeah if I have to decide, I choose cats.”
I mean that statement is a red flag.
“Only a Sith deals in absolutes.”
You dodged a bullet, my friend.