• hiddengoat@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Why would I fuck myself in a pond full of dickfish? The fuck you think they’re there for? It’s in the name.

    • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      I’m just assuming you need dickfish assistance in fucking yourself. Sorry, guess you’re hogged out enough to service yourself.

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        1 year ago

        You’re not even trying to make sense here.

        Do you DICK the FISH or is the FISH a DICK?

        Because a dickfish is not a fishdick until it’s filleted, breaded, and fried.