McClintock [concludes], “I modestly suggest that you plan your martyrdom in the only way that truly matters: to have the wisdom to see the damage you have done to our country and to have the courage to set things right before it is too late."
Everything conservatives write sounds like that sovereign citizen tryhard faux legalese. Like there comes a point where trying to be too eloquent just makes you sound fucking dense.
Wheretofore thy tweeted such odorous slander, I shalt duel you at noon by manner of TikTok. May the goodfellow with greater likes be deemed the victor.
Pot, kettle.
Everything conservatives write sounds like that sovereign citizen tryhard faux legalese. Like there comes a point where trying to be too eloquent just makes you sound fucking dense.
Wheretofore thy tweeted such odorous slander, I shalt duel you at noon by manner of TikTok. May the goodfellow with greater likes be deemed the victor.
If only Zell Miller was still around.
https://youtu.be/TSu5mgjurhA?si=XYveAtFUdH0nTWiP