How many of you practice your karate.
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I do this with every security camera! 😂 Often it’s more just making a silly face in the hope that someone is watching and has a giggle…
Transform back to my original form, it’s tiring to keep this human appearance.
I too like taking my totally human face off.
Fart.
So it’s you…
…just before I step out the door when I get to my floor.
And then hope it doesn’t stop to let others in before you reach your floor.
…wait?
Guys, it’s like, 30 seconds. Stop, breath.
Yeah, most of the elevators I encounter are at hotels while traveling, so it’s usually the first place I have a moment to breathe after going non-stop for hours and hours. I’m not practicing karate, I’m trying not to collapse from exhaustion.
30 SECONDS ILL NEVER GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER
I just pull out my phone and look at re… er, lemmy
Blue Steel in the mirror.
I resist the urge to press any button.
Check my appearance in the mirror.
Karate? No.
I do let my imagination play out an action/fight scene that will occur when the elevator “dings” and the doors open. Often with an action based song playing in my head.
I watch too many movies.
I reenact that scene from Captain America
I look around for cameras and if I find one, I stare at it for the whole ride. No one really watches those things unless something is being investigated so on the rare chance someone sees it, I’ll just be an oddity in a much more interesting tale.
Usually I just take the stairs though. I hate surveillance.
What if they have cameras at the stairs?
Getting my phone out of pocket and continue reading that great finction.
I like to take a step in, press my floor button and not turn around. Facing the back of the elevator even if someone else gets on.
I ask the question, “Why do we exist?”
I stand real close to the doors and agitate until I’m allowed out
