Sooperstition to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoBe careful when approaching the pontifex maximus in the wildexternal-linkmessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1771
arrow-up1771external-linkBe careful when approaching the pontifex maximus in the wildSooperstition to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square12fedilink
minus-squareCorran1138@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoNow I’m sitting here trying not to laugh, thinking about the old adage: how do you know if the Pope is venomous or poisonous? If you bite the Pope and you die, he’s poisonous. If the Pope bites you and you die, he’s venomous.
minus-squareVikingHippie@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoCareful, though: like the noble Tiger keelback snake , some popes are venomous AND poisonous for a double dose of pimpin’ as this fine gentleman would say!
Now I’m sitting here trying not to laugh, thinking about the old adage: how do you know if the Pope is venomous or poisonous?
If you bite the Pope and you die, he’s poisonous. If the Pope bites you and you die, he’s venomous.
Careful, though: like the noble Tiger keelback snake , some popes are venomous AND poisonous for a double dose of pimpin’ as this fine gentleman would say!