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Stamets@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Would be the best date in existence

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Would be the best date in existence

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Stamets@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Chadsalot@lemmy.world
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    I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing with those loose coffee beans but sure!

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      You put them in a condom, shake wildly, and then lick each coffee bean for extra strawberry flavor

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        Hmmm

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      They should definitely be chocolate covered. I’ve had those and they’re excellent.

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        I thought they were pistachios

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      Also, why do we need coffee AND cocaine? I feel like the caffeine is just superfluous at that point.

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        For tomorrow morning?

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          Or the ass.

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