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Stamets@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Would be the best date in existence

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    I hate to be the party pooper, but is that coke or fentanyl?

    Its 2023, so it’s better not to assume

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      I mean, there are so many drugs that just come as a white powder.

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        And it’s just a picture on the internet, so the white powder doesn’t even have to be a drug.

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      With a trusted source, you can absolutely get bangin fent-free coke.

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        Yeah, because coke dealers are so often trustworthy people.

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          This may be contrary to common sense, but all a good dealer has is his reputation and the quality of his product.

          If you lose one, you lose the other.

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            You’re right and I think that is common sense. However, there are also many drug dealers operating in a captive market that have neither a good reputation nor a quality product but still move lots of drugs.

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              It’s for that exact reason that I support decriminalizing recreational drug usage as a whole.

              If we can get some regulation into it, and maybe get some taxes out of it, then things could improve for a lot of people,

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          I guess it all depends—maybe I’ve just been blessed!

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      Coke with fentanyl in it.

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      it’s 2023, so … a little of column A, a little of column B

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