• Murais
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    1 year ago

    Do you masturbate? Watch pornography? Have sexy dreams?

    Oh, sorry, we having an internet argument. Let me come down to your level.

    You are so very dumb stupid and it is so much that I can’t believe it (because I am not, I am a very smart special boy). I am going to ignore your entire post and hyper focus on one sentence because it is so dumb and offensive that it is smelly and bad like a big poop dumpster on fire. No, wait, that would be an insult to poop dumpsters, so make it two poop dumpsters.

    As you can see, my argument is incapable of being critiqued, and I am so good at making my point that you must back away and crown me Best Arguing Boy on the internet.

    There. Now I’m glad that we’ve been productive and had good faith discourse and neither of us looks like a pedantic shithead.