You continue to meet expectations…
“See you later” “Not if I see you first!”
I love this one. It takes a moment, but it’s good!
This question makes no sense because I’m British and we make literally anything sound like an insult.
Doing it your way will also work…
Your dress is very popular!
Per my last email
“govern yourself accordingly” would likely have been on there, I imagine
“As I’ve mentioned previously” is my go-to
In a similar vein, if something is written down: really nitpicking on grammatical and spelling mistakes and adding [sic] to quotes.
“This tastes … interesting”
Bless his/her heart…
My relationship with you is going almost well
Well, at least you’re pretty!
Which is right behind the obvious:
Bless your heart!
You’re at the top of the bell curve.
“Your wife, sir, under the pretense of keeping a bawdy house, is a receiver of stolen goods” -Samuel Johnson
“well done you”
Out of all the _____, this is one of them!
