• IzyaKatzmann [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    I wonder if someone could make a series of movie trailers for each republic with the executive producer being the US and having all sorts of poor takes.

    Executive Producer: “No, no, we need LESS military oversight for the next one, SPEND MORE on practical explosions, the audience will love it!”
    Director: “But sir, we already had half an hour of explosions, the most common criticism was about the confusing plot which was always interrupted by explosion sequences.”
    Executive Producer: “We need those to keep the audience on their toes! We can’t plan explosion scenes we need to let the invisible hand of the free market decide and let us know!!”

    • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      1 year ago

      Lol I can see that working.

      It’s fucking weird though thinking about France being on their Fifth republic over a period since the 1700s and these 6 occurring in… 60 years.

      It is impossible for any normal unpropagandised person to look at this scenario and not see something is up that’s worth scrutinising.