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haroldstork@lemm.ee to > Greentext@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 years ago

Anon does it for the shrimp

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Anon does it for the shrimp

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haroldstork@lemm.ee to > Greentext@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 years ago
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    These creative writing exercises are getting pretty good, despite being transparent.

    • smeg@feddit.uk
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      deleted by creator

    • Azuth@lemmy.today
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      You can tell the fake ones because they have no replies. The original writer just posts their story on /b/ or /r9k/ and takes a screenshot for reddit/lemmy/twitter before the thread dies

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      Wait, greentext are fake???

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        Most of them are likely yes. At least this is logically sound to be true. Finding meaning in life helps with a lot of things, even if it’s just a bunch of shrimps.

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      • BorgDrone
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        As if someone would lie on the internet.

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          I’d report that shit to the police immediately if I ever saw a lie on the internet

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      > I suddenly know how the shepherds felt as they gazed upon the newborn Christ.

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    Plan B: get a good education and well paid job so you can afford vacations and underwater camera gear so you can take photographs of wild shrimps like this one I took in Croatia (female with eggs, btw):

    TL;DR: shrimps are cool!

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    Fake or not, story feels good. I feel like there are a lot of people in this world that just need to catch a spark for something.

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    Fake: Anon meets a girl Gae: Anon likely loves male shrimp

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    Honestly? The only thing I feel after this post is hunger.

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    Fake and gay, but my mental health did improve dramatically when I started fishkeeping. Cant kill myself, who would feed the corydoras?

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    I’m kinda going through that with house plants

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